SNOW = SLIM and FIT
Hi to all who enter the portals of CanadianFish Land....
.... .....after longperiods of silence....i stir and rumble a few words at fishescyberspacestation and then go back into hybernation( that's what it feels like anyway)...
now you Californians and other Southerners can weatherbrag smugly reassure yourselves in to your t-shirts beer and barbeques!
I've figured out why so many Americans are so obese and Canadians aren't..WE SHOVEL SNOW!.. WE EXERCISE! (I can have it both ways being American and Canadian at the same time)So when I want to diss USA (or get fair medical treatment) I become Canadian {poof!} when I want to be American I become American..hah
Fattest state TEXAS or was it MISSISSIPPI.. Anyway proves the point HOT equals FAT.. Dogs don't laze off in the Winter..It's always the summer hot lazy dogs flys buzzing around their heads,etc .
We are up here shoveling and getting trimmer by the minute !Hah
Of course I am speaking in generalities and there are alot of trim Americans that do exercise but on the whole ....Canadians (in general) just have to work harder for the "simple things".. like getting out to the mailbox for example or going to the store..put on your boots...2 or 3 layers of clothing...winter scarf,hat,etc....if after a storm.. we have to shovel a path to the mail box..( Oh yeah they won't even deliver the mail if its not clear) Now that's just if its on the road in FRONT of the house.. now if its a ways away and you've gotta DRIVE... now you've gotta "plug in" the vehicle ( whah? whats' that? say southern people).. That's a little electrical heater to the oilpan from the house to the car so the engine oil won't be too thick and ruin the pistons at startup).. then wait for an hour. then clean the snow off the car shovel the driveway etc...Depending on how big your driveway is and how much snow has fallen it can be a big job!
Now if you live in a rural area like we do and do all the snow removal from porches,roof,driveway mailbox it can be a big load of work. If you live in a condo in the city with underground parkinglot...then hey even Canadians can get fat..hah.
Now my sparetire will testify against this snow equals trim/fit article but I did say "in general" hah. ...OK gotta go shovel the driveway n0w see you in the SPRING! around the corner they say but man that seems a big corner up here. LOVE from beautiful CANADA
( article expresses the views and opinions of the author Richard Fisher only)
.... .....after longperiods of silence....i stir and rumble a few words at fishescyberspacestation and then go back into hybernation( that's what it feels like anyway)...
now you Californians and other Southerners can weatherbrag smugly reassure yourselves in to your t-shirts beer and barbeques!
I've figured out why so many Americans are so obese and Canadians aren't..WE SHOVEL SNOW!.. WE EXERCISE! (I can have it both ways being American and Canadian at the same time)So when I want to diss USA (or get fair medical treatment) I become Canadian {poof!} when I want to be American I become American..hah
Fattest state TEXAS or was it MISSISSIPPI.. Anyway proves the point HOT equals FAT.. Dogs don't laze off in the Winter..It's always the summer hot lazy dogs flys buzzing around their heads,etc .
We are up here shoveling and getting trimmer by the minute !Hah
Of course I am speaking in generalities and there are alot of trim Americans that do exercise but on the whole ....Canadians (in general) just have to work harder for the "simple things".. like getting out to the mailbox for example or going to the store..put on your boots...2 or 3 layers of clothing...winter scarf,hat,etc....if after a storm.. we have to shovel a path to the mail box..( Oh yeah they won't even deliver the mail if its not clear) Now that's just if its on the road in FRONT of the house.. now if its a ways away and you've gotta DRIVE... now you've gotta "plug in" the vehicle ( whah? whats' that? say southern people).. That's a little electrical heater to the oilpan from the house to the car so the engine oil won't be too thick and ruin the pistons at startup).. then wait for an hour. then clean the snow off the car shovel the driveway etc...Depending on how big your driveway is and how much snow has fallen it can be a big job!
Now if you live in a rural area like we do and do all the snow removal from porches,roof,driveway mailbox it can be a big load of work. If you live in a condo in the city with underground parkinglot...then hey even Canadians can get fat..hah.
Now my sparetire will testify against this snow equals trim/fit article but I did say "in general" hah. ...OK gotta go shovel the driveway n0w see you in the SPRING! around the corner they say but man that seems a big corner up here. LOVE from beautiful CANADA
( article expresses the views and opinions of the author Richard Fisher only)
posted by r.fish @ 7:17 AM
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